I went hiking with Joe Spivey
I developed Poison Ivy
You remember my friend Larry
He got frightened , oh so scary

(musical interlude)

All the counselors hate the waiters
And the pond has alligators
And our  teacher wants no sissies
So he makes us eat up all our Rice Krispies.

Now I don't want this to scare you,
but my bunkmate has malaria
You remember Jimmy,who's so hardy
They're about to organize a searching party.
 

Take me home!  Oh muddah, fuddah take me home!
I hate ol' Walden, don't leave me
out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear
Take me home!  I promise I will not make noise
or mess the house with other boys.
Please don't make me stay, I've been here
one WHOLE day!

Dearest Fuddah, Darling Muddah
How's my precious little bruddah
Let me come home if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.

(musical interlude)
Final verse (fast tempo):
Wait a minute!  It's stopped raining!
Kids are hiking, kids are playing
Playing fun games, Gee that's better
Muddah Fuddah kindly disregard this letter. 

(None of the above events really happened)
 

This is the camp staff???

Who are these mysterious fortune tellers??